thebootydiaries:

prideinpassion:

thebootydiaries:

i called a place to get winter tires on my car and the guy asked me for my “tire size” and “rim type” i have never been so scared in my life sir i don’t know how to use my windshield wipers

Alright but in reality, if you’re driving a vehicle you should be responsible enough to know your tire size, oil type, how to change a tire, and you should keep jumper cables in your trunk. It’s not cute to be incompetent. Especially when all these things can be learned through comprehensive video tutorials on YouTube, which you most certainly know how to use.

i would rather die than learn something . Go to hell

salty-blue-mage:

Me screwing with my drunk republican relatives as they pass out during a holiday party

erykahbaddont:

Please…girl…I’m beggin you

patroclusdefencesquad:

me at any random moment

tsundereglados:

tsundereglados:

I’m phobic

Just scared

rodnt:

*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me

mothurs:

y’all ever dance in ur underwear while listening to some bops & getting ready??? it’s the easiest way to fill up the serotonin tank

executiveoutcomes-deactivated20:

Goodnight ladies

Men stay up and think about your past or something.

pulseofblood:

We Are All Jaden Smith